Why we are Fat

As a portly woman plodded ahead of him on the sidewalk, the obese mayor of America's fattest and unhealthiest city explained why health is not a big local issue.Pizza joints are seemingly on every block in some parts of the city. The online Yellow Pages lists more pizza places (nearly 200) for the Huntington area*(HOLY CRAP)* than the entire state of West Virginia,ya we have gyms and health clubs (149) of them but were to obese to even notice them. I am a resident of Huntington, WV and I am proud to be fat, Im proud to know that if we got bombed or something of that type, that I still have something to eat !!!!!!

"LET'S GO OBESITY"