what I did over the weekend

I basically worked on my stupid senior quest paper which is 8-12 pages long. After I worked on it after a while I then got bored and went to the ymca to lift weights and play some b-ball, thats mostly what I did for the weekend.

The Chewbacca Defense

ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor.But think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugation' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit!

Crab People!!!!

Crab people with their pinchers and what not, capturing people from the over world. Their chanting brings a feeling of suffering, and rapture as they dance around the crab queen. Their nighttime mischiefness starts out with um going to crash bandicoot's house, and taking the shoes that he wears in each of his incredible game's. His shoes are incredibly rare for this world made of only the finest goat skin. I love the way he fights mistical creatures and still beats their poop shoot, crash is a true living cartoon and still lives on today.

Babies

A couple of day's ago I was threatened an scared back in a corner in a local gentelmans club. There was a few ladies with their children 22 babies to be exact, the ladies said screamed and yelled at me and for all I know I went off grabing one baby headbutting it;it was horrible for what I did. But guess what I was to po'ed to give a flying $#% then all the babies attacked me jumping on me like a pack of lizards, but at the end there was only one true man that could have defeated them and that is me.





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Babies

My Break

I would have to say that my break was pretty boreing, there was nothing to do besides playing paintball with my friends. I also played in a legendary galgamec olic tournament over the weekend, the tournament deals with aliens and how well you want to stay alive to get the secret lord fardwar crystal douche. Other than besides that my break was pretty crappy.






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