"My Fireman"

My Fireman cost a late night fee,
Your Fireman got the HIV.
MyFireman plays on the double feature screen,
YourFireman went straight to DVD.

My Fireman bigger than a bridge,
Your Fireman look like a little kids.
My Fireman large like the chargers (the whole team),
Your poop look like you're fourteen.

My Fireman locked in a cage (right),
Your Fireman suffer from stage fright.
My Fireman so hot its stolen,
Your Fireman look like Gary Coleman.

My Fireman pain and big,
Your Fireman stinks like?
My Fireman got a ?
Your Fireman needs a tweezer dude.

My Fireman is like supersize,
Your Fireman look like two fries.
MyFireman more mass than the Earth,
Your Fireman half staff (it needs work).

My Fireman been there done that,
Your Fireman said so
My Fireman, V.I.P.,
Your crap needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know,
Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business,
P.s. we got Firemans like jesus.

My Fireman need no introduction,
Your Fireman don't even function.

My Fireman served a whole lunch-in,
Your Fireman, it look like a munchkin.

My Fireman size of a pumpkin,
Your Fireman look like Mackauley Culkin.
My Fireman good good lovin',
Your Fireman good for nothin'.

My Fireman bench pressed 350,
Your Fireman couldnt shoplift at thrifty.
My Fireman pretty dang skimpy,
Your Fireman hungry as a hippy.

My Fireman don't fit down the chimney,
Your Fireman is like a kid from the Philippine.

My Fireman is like an M16,
Your Fireman, broken vending machine.

My Fireman parts the seas,
Your Fireman

My Fireman rumble in the jungle,
Your Fireman got touched by your uncle.

My Fireman goes to yoga,
Your Fireman fruit roll up.

My Fireman grade a beef,
Your Fireman made a geek.

My Fireman sick and dangerous,
Your Fireman quick and painless.

My Fireman 'nuff said.,
Your Fireman

It's time that we let the world know,
Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business,
P.s. we got Fireman like jesus.